Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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