I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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