is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
