i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
zippers are such a cool invention
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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