Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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