that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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