Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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