false alarm. still invincible.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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