is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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