I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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