no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I fill condoms, not promises.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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