I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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