He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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