Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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