Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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