She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
