apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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