Sry I called you an 8
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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