To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
Randomize
