Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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