Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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