i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
