Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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