Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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