I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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