just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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