Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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