He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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