grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
