The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.