He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.