Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
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