Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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