he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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