Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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