For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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