Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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