I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Never let your siblings swipe right.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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