I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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