Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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