Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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