Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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