i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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