I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
