Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
So apparently I’m into choking now
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