I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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