How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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