i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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