I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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