Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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