When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
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She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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