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• (941): View more from Florida

  Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun

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• (914): View more from New York

  She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.

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