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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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  The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.

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• (408): View more from California

  I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!

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