Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy