He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world