My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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