Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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