God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Enjoy the penises
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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